Cood one

An exceptionally spectacular summer holiday involving a group of friends (usually 'the boys', and generally a road/camping/fishing trip)

Bro, this summer will be a cood one!" "Yeah, i'm gonna slay some huge snaps

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Bend One In

Said when a friend is close with a member of the oposite sex.

"Look at them two, BEND ONE IN SON!"

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the wet one

Very sexy. Can make girls wet with his mind. Very good in the bed. He has a pineapple fetish.

The wet one likes to give sad handjob to wet people.

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The Ancient One

He who shall not be named. If a human being even dares to whisper his name, a destructive forces will be brought upon us all.

He had seven sons, from which he shaped the earth, but one son went against him; Mester. He shaped the very essence of life as we know it from the stars and earth. Only he masters the Jinga. A capoeira battle unfolded between the two forces of divinity. In the end, The Ancient One was banished to the dark abyss that is the very core of the earth. But it came at a great price, Mester was flung out into the most outer regions og space, where he watches over us, in fear of approaching the earth, as it may awaken The Ancient One once again.

Thank you The Ancient One for shaping the Earth on which I stand and the food I eat. Thank you Mester for shaping life and feelings in your own image. I am eternally greatful.

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That’s a sticky one

When you are in a tough situation that you want to say no to but you are just trying to be nice

Fat girl : want to come round

Boy: that’s a sticky one ( gives more time)
Fat girl : please my parents aren’t home
Boy : can’t right now I’m walking my Thothbrush

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The original one

Between 2 alter-egos the original one is not the eldest one but the one who did the most in life and has the most success. The confusion can sometime happens but the only existing truth is that alter-egos are only defined by what they do and not when they were born.

Clara is the alter-ego of Robin. And Robin is the original one.

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One on the twelve

One hand on the twelve o'clock position of the steering wheel, generally used to refer to a more relaxed, often gangster approach of driving.

Originated from AmySwags, member of "Yoga-Pilates fusion in water for seniors" class

Yeah, I hate uptight people using the "9 & 3" driving style. I just have one on the twelve.

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