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To dunk your ball sack like a tea bag into the mouth of another person while they are lying down, prone, asleep or dead
Amar: Hey Kirby, I totally tea bagged that Columbian last night!
Kirby: NAH, DON'T SAY IT!
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When you graciously offer to hold your chicks purse on your lap while she digs through it for an item which you already removed because "its not right to go through her purse" in the hopes that you get half a tug job.
My chick was in a bad mood yesterday and there was no way she was in the mood so I had her give me a grab bag.
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When you fart in an empty pillow case and put that bag over someone's head.
Everything was cool until that mofo popcorn bagged me!
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A fuck-bag is a guy whose asshole and mouth are used for the sexual gratification of other dudes.
Some of the cadets in the second squadron want me to be their fuck-bag!
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Main Entry: douche bag
Pronunciation: 'düsh 'bAg
Function: noun
Date: circa 1963
slang : 1 One with an undescribeable fucked up-ness hence stupidity, poor idea of what's cool, possibly an arrogance about them. 2 One with an intolerable personality.
Other Forms: Douche, Douchey
Meat heads are douche bags.
Dude, stop being a douche bag.
Dude, stop being a douche.
Dude, that was a douchey move.
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A bag in which one's partner stands whilst having sex in a toilet cubicle, in order to avoid their feet being seen by the lavatory attendant.
Edward was planning a little trip to Picadilly Circus.
"Would one like to take one's sports bag?" asked his butler with a straight-face.
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When a guy is being a complete asshole
John is being such a big bag of dicks tonight!
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