Wet Ski Mask

the canadian sex act similar to the Angry Dragon where both participants are outside (most likely in the snow) and the girl is wearing a ski mask. The ejaculate then gets all inside the ski mask.

James: Hey dude, you might want to wash your ski mask before you use it.

Rich: Why?

James: I wet ski masked your mother last night.

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wet ass syndrome

wet ass syndrome (WAS) is when your ass is soaked all day. can last several days. this can be just sweat, but it can also be associated and/or caused by orange grease, pepper, and leaky ass and is different for everyone. it could be a combination of any or all of the aforementioned.

Shit man, I won't be getting any sleeve tonight. My ass is soaked. I have wet ass syndrome.

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wet basement N.J.

New Jersey has the most wet moldy basements in the U.S.A.

Wet basement N.J. is a major problem.

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The Texas Wet Dog

1. Originated in Texas, The Texas Wet Dog, is a common sexual maneuver in which a man first performs the pull and pray method during vaginal sex and then commences to bust his nut. A dog, (preferably fuzzy, small and hand held) sits on standby near the area of occurrence, and is used as a means of cleaning up the man's love juice.

2. Other forms include the Texas Dirty Dog, where soon after anal sex, the dog (preferably a German Shepherd) cleans up the excess fecal matter.

John: Want to get your suck on?
Shandra: Yeah! But I'm not sure about the cleanup...
John: No worries, we have Rover for the Texas Wet Dog!

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Wet-Pants-Republican

Someone who used to be liberal, but was scared shitless after 911 and joined the conservatives in the fear and loathing of everything Muslim, Arab, foreign, French, left, liberal, diverse, different, etc.

Chris: "That Dennis Miller used to be so cool and laid back. I used to like it when he went after politicians' hypocracy and bullshit."

Edie: "Yeah, I know what you mean, you always see him on some Fox Channel show, now. He's turned into such a Wet-Pants-Republican."

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Michigan wet sock

When you jerk off in a sock while thinking about the great lakes. Then you discard in a corner of a room.

Mike and I missed home so much we would have a Michigan wet sock in every room.

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wet fart

When u take a ballon and wet it then blow it up and walk up to your sleeping friend and release the wet air. Then tell him it was a wet fart

i realeased a wet fart on him

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