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Social crusader

Liberal extremists from California spreading their socialistic agenda to the rest of the western United States.

The damn social crusaders are invading Colorado

by King Blanco $420$ November 13, 2020


Social crusader

Liberal extremists from California spreading their socialistic agenda to the rest of the western United States.

The damn social crusaders are invading Colorado

by King Blanco $420$ November 13, 2020


Social Risk

When you’re with a group of friends and one them tells a bad joke and the room goes silent. (Essentially killing the vibe)

A group of college students were hanging out and Ryan told a joke that wasn’t funny and everyone stopped talking, but Kieran said social risk and everyone started laughing.

by Vibe patrol July 25, 2021


Social Tweakout

a situation where you find yourself in an environment with a large number of people engaging in bizarre or unconventional behavior.

Last night was a social tweakout; it was like a zombie apocalypse, but instead of brains, everyone was after clown noses and meth.

by FGR301 June 10, 2024


social distancing conversations

Overheard or participated in conversations and or scenarios relating to biosecurity measures in social distancing during to the corona virus outbreak to prevent passing or bio matter from one person to the next that are absurd in nature.

71 year old lady has a fall and goes face first into the concrete lined tar road.

Social distancing conversation:

Woman stands 3 meters away and says:

"Are you ok? I don't want to get to close because I don't know what you have".

Social distancing conversations:

"Stay five feet away from me" a lady screeched at me while holding a large walking stick to to both threaten me and measure the distance between us.

Darling, we are in an aisle in the pharmacy, and you're shitting bricks and ready to clout me with your walking stick because I asked if you were in line.

by Rusty spork March 25, 2020


social duhstancing

Pandemic precautions so obvious that they should not have to be explained.

Don't stand in the midst of a crowded bar, don't hug and kiss strangers, don't take selfies with friends... because it could kill you. Yes, really. Lots of people already know this. It's called social duhstancing.

by Monkey's Dad June 18, 2020


social dyslexia

The condition of not being able to read the room correctly.

Truman: The shovel was still in my hand when Ned said, "Well, can't you just get another pet?"
Brent: Take him to a doctor, he sounds like he's suffering from social dyslexia.

by BrentLabasan May 30, 2020