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A famous and funny thing Light says in the show Death Note. "I'll be solving math equations with my left hand and eating with my right." "I'll take a potato chip...AND EAT IT!"
your friend:
What?! You forgot your math homework and home? What are you gonna do?!
you:
I'll take a potato chip...AND EAT IT!
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Yes. You stink like ass. Go shower.
Person 3:"should i go take a shower?"
Person 4:"yes."
To take something to an ultimate level, or acheive ultimate dominance at something.
(Originated in the song "Space Olympics")
If you want to be the best, you'll have to take your game into outer-space
Please tell me why my wife left me and took the kids
Why did she take the kids? Please come back children im sad
don't give criticism if you can't take criticism
don't say thing's about other people if you don't like things said about yourself in return
When telling some off about being hypocritical you can say "If you can't take it Don't give it".
Don't like criticism "then Don't give it if you can't take it
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A euphemism for masturbation.
Derived from the much-hated Lebron James and his words to describe his departure from the Cleveland Cavaliers for the Miami Heat.
If anyone needs me, I'll be in my bathroom taking my talents to South Beach.
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Looks so striking they cause people to act in ways out of the ordinary. This can mean you're attractive or butt ugly.
But it usually means butt ugly.
I went to meet Stan from Tinder but left immediately. He looked NOTHING like his pics!!! dude could make a train take a dirt road!
Guys always go crazy over Marcy! She could make a train take a dirt road.
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