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When you go into a laundromat to wash your clothes and you witness a sexual encounter in one of the dryers.
I think that most laundromat sex is fueled by good old meth.
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What you pay to have sex without getting knocked up.
Shaquanda went to the pharmacist for her pill and paid $25 for her one month supply. She says, "Dammit, I oughta quit gettin' it on so I can avoid the sex tax!"
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Lesbian sex for when two flat chested girls rub each other chests which mimics two chapatis being rubbed together.
Hey punde,let’s engage in chapati sex tonight. Please bring dhal on the way.
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Having to do with suffering caused by a lack of sexual relations. Including lack of oral, vaginal, and anal sex.
She feels sex deprived when her married lover does not come to Memphis from Nashville to fuck her.
He called her but she didn't answer the phone, that weekend he felt sex deprived.
Going without sex for too long can cause sexual deprivation.
He got blue-balls because she deprived him of sex for too long.
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Incredible sex ten to fifteen minutes after taking the sleeping pill ambien.
After taking ambien, the taker gets incredibly horny and has uninhibited ambien sex. The taker of the pill will completely forget the sex the next morning. The recipient of the ambien sex will reap the benefits of this side effect.
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An unexpected, sloppy way in which an individual male will urinate the morning following a night of intercourse. The male ejaculate left to dry in the penis offsets the flow of urine causing a terrible misdirected aim.
John woke up with a hangover, went to take a leak and sex pissed all over the shower curtain.
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Anal sex, the act of anal intercourse between a man and woman
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