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Fire Crotch

when your tampon string is too long and you need to cut it or in this case burn it to avoid embarrassment in your bathing suit @ the beach

when you try to cut the string and you have NO scissors or knife and the tampon is already in...what do you do? Turn to a lighter like Dana and light it while sitting on the toilet...the result: a fire crotch!

by Buu Top June 12, 2007

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Fecal Fire Hose

a sexual position so devious, you need drew baby do bring a villas fire hose and put in your splatter master, thus allowing you to make boo boo and he can use that stank to spray where he pleases.

for example; the dog, josh, etc.

me: drew, can you do me a favor?
drewbaby: not the fecal fire hose again...
me: oh yeahhhhhhh
drew: kitty soft

by DrewBaby November 18, 2007

8๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


my hair's on fire

an exclamation when you are NOT being listened to, or ignored.

Susan: So I was hanging out at the mall....
Tim (interrupting): Anyways, dude- did you see the game last night?
Susan: Um.... Hello?! My hair's on fire! I was talking!

by Hair's On Fire November 24, 2007

11๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Alaskan Fire Elephant

An Alaskan Fire Elephant is when a man has a long floppy wiener that looks like a trunk and when he ejaculates it spews all over the woman giving him a blow job so she says 'PFFFT' out of shock.

Girl: "Wow your wiener looks like an elephant trunk!"
Boy: "i know" *ejactulates*
Girl: "PFFT!!, What the heck dont alaskan fire elephant me!!"

by MLCD April 17, 2011

18๐Ÿ‘ 41๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fire Down Below

A term for cystitis, an inflammation of the bladder causing a buring sensation and painful urination. May be caused by vigorous and/or frequent sex. Or not knowing how to wipe your arse properly.

"Why are you looking so unhappy?"
"I have fire down below."

by Silverfin September 17, 2006

9๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dumpster Fire

Lit. Fire. Banger. Awesome.

"Bruh, last night was a total dumpster fire!"
"Yeah man, it was lit!"

by Jyvo April 16, 2017

1๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


pussy fire

1. A song that is so fire that it moistens the nether regions of all women in the vicinity.

2. The pubic hair of a natural redheaded woman

1. That new John Legend song is some straight pussy fire

2. I know that Dayna is a natural redhead because I ate her pussy fire last night

by Mr Cnowledge September 8, 2015

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