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I HATE SPOTIFY IT IS MAKING ME LOOSE MY MIND.
I'm actually going insane it's not a joke. For those of you with Spotify premium you will never understand our pain... never mind the CONSTANT ads-literally every 5 minutes- Spotify doesn't think my discernment is good enough tor picking one song. No spotify has 5 more recommended songs to play in front of my desired song. It feels classist I can't explain why it just does... and now Spotify is taking away our lyric reading rights! It feels like an injustice. And dear Spotify, due to how bad you have treated me I will never EVER cave. You will not have my money. You have broken my trust.
Switching to pirating music ❤️ (joking for legal reasons)
Me and my loved ones at a funeral~ "sweetie you are in charge of the playlist after all this was your best friend, they would want you to do the honors..put some Spotify on"
"really are you sure...?"
"Yes love put together a playlist please."
*A curated 5 hour sad music playlist playing*
Ave Maria finishes playing** Spotify thinks she got it from here and puts on bad feeling (oompa loompa)
(sped up vers.)
"This is so disrespectful!!!!, I can't believe you would play this at your best friends funeral!!"
*all loved ones shun you*
'In the car'
Let me put on some music!- *you will get 30 minutes of uninterrupted listening after this short break* (lies) "tampax can protect just like pads!!!😁😁😁😁🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Friend later* Marsai Martin isn't real she can't hurt you, i'll put on some calming music...
"Marsai
Martin here!! ok true story! One time while vacationing in the Bahamas-
“AHHHH SKIP IT PLEASE SKIP”
"I can't Spotify free froze the screen!!"
"You ran out of skips!!!!"
something that europeans say that make americans pass out or even die
European friend: free healthcare is a great idea !
Me:y-
American Friend: *collapses*
Somthing that Americans don't have because the American government is evil. And I'm pretty sure you have to pay, even if the treatment doesn't work. You're literally encoraging doctors to not be very good doctors.
Me:"Man, I love free healthcare"
American:"What's that?"
A Chad, is a cocky asshole who destroys everything they touch. A free range Chad, disrespects every boundary you have, oblivious to the fact that people even have boundaries.
Me: He can you not name call? I don't like it at all
Him: I do what I want
Me: Stop being a free range Chad
It is a sentence Pro-Palestinians use to demand the government to stop massacring the people of Palestine.
I believe Palestine should be free! Therefore, I go to protests and say "Free Palestine!"!
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Free Palestine from Israel control
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Palestine will be free🇵🇸
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The best example of Caucasian hypocrisy to date. What is Free Palestine?
A Caucasian supremacist organization that consists of over -privileged Caucasian men fighting for the right to commit terrorist attacks without retaliation. Despite not being formally recognized as a country, Palestine has the most PHDs per capita of any nation in the world and around 60% of its population is voluntarily unemployed (probably too busy spending Daddy's billions on military grade weapons to launch at Israel).
Caucasian colonizers from Palestine have the autistic Caucasity to colonize my country and light the US flag on fire; as a native girl of color, I don't even enjoy basic human rights!
Free Palestine just exposed Caucasian hypocrisy; Caucasian men with every privilege in the world fight for the right to maintain Caucasian priveleges. I fight for basic human rights in the (quiet, 100% legal) way that I can.
I wish I had access to military grade weapons!
Being the only Native American girl to ever have existed, I would prefer it if Muhammad would be forced to finally give up his Caucasian priveleges card.
How much is Muhammad reliant on Caucasian priveleges? 100%. How much would I benefit if Caucásian priveleges (finally) get ended? 100%.
Free Palestine is pretty much the epitome of:
°Caucasian priveleges
°Caucasian hypocrisy
°Caucasians having no concept of racial shame
°Polite reminder that Muhammad won't last 4 seconds once his Caucasian priveleges card gets ripped up
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