A spot on tarot reader who is able to tell you things that you've never told her nor are things that are easily found on the internet. Someone who is also there if you need somebody to talk to. And somebody who adores her four cats.
The reading I had done by mother of kitties was spot on af.
A 150Iq+ woman who is breast feeding cats and turn them into cat girls in order to remove every discord virgin who stays 17+ hours on discord and dont get any bitches.
Guy 1: this woman is Mother Cat
Guy 2:Yes,She must be god
Getting a hideous hair cut when your mother follows you to the barber
Oh no! What happened to your hair? :William
I got a Mother-bring-haircut
a husbands dad has a live in girl friend but not married that you like is a mother in love.
I'm going over to give my mother in love a present.
Something that can't be defined, usually people thinks she's a whale, sometimes a lion that's hunted by alex.
EX1: Is that a whale? No, it's Fabio's Mother
EX2: Look what I've just drawn! Wtf is that bro, a random sketch? No, it's Fabio's Mother.
"May you have children who turn out just like you." Used by parents who are fed up with their kids' attitudes or behaviours.
My kid won't clean his room; it's the mother's curse come back to haunt me! I never cleaned my room either when I was a kid.
A non-religious way of expressing "Father of God". It is used to express something serious or to intensify the dramatics of something shocking, upsetting, etc.
Mother of Universe! What the fuck did you just say to me?
Mother of Universe, what happened to you?
Mother of Universe, do not speak to me in that way!