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(1) A car packed full with douche bags
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(2)A boxy vehicle such as a Honda Element or Scion xB.
(1) "Let's pass this douche box!"
(2) "I can't believe people actually drive those douche boxes. Everytime I see one I expect toast to pop up from the roof."
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A word used to describe a douche-like person, who also looks like he regularly watches Macgyver
Person 1 "That guy over there who's breaking the veinding machine is a douche MacGyver."
Person 2 "Actually, he's not breaking the vending machine, he's raping it."
Person 1 "How the hell do you rape a vending machine?"
Person 2 "The coin slot"
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a universal word used in the event that you forget the actual word or just don't want to use it.
Q:What is the soup of the day?
A:Douche nozzle
Q:Do you like the new guy at work?
A:No. He is a huge douche nozzle
Q:What kind of dog is that?
A:It is a douche nozzle.
Q:Where would you like to sit?
A:On the douche nozzle!
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Scott is a Douche because he plays WOW and Runescape and doesn't take it in the butt like.
He is small and Cute but is gay and Scott is a douche
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An older man, who has interest in under age girls in an unhealthy illegal way. This man usually tends to be a douche bag to the underage girls he does not like.
1. Hail is still being stalked by that peta-douche.
2. JoJo is such a peta douche he came on to Wendy then wouldn't even buy her alcohol
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A tool for probie firefighters to find on the fire truck. This pretend tool can also be used for plumbers, electricians, and builders. This tool gets the Probie or newbie out of the way for a few hours and it is funny when they ask others where the Douche Cock is.
hey i sent the new guy off for the DOUCHE COCK. But there no such thing as a Douche cock. "Yes But he doesn't know this."
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When ever you walk by someone and you look at them and realize that they are complete assholes, pretty much means they make you feel ashamed to be a human.
People who walk around acting like there the shit, when there just some punk asshole who needs to get that ghetto ass hat of his turned shoved up his ass. and then you feel a chill go down your spine(Douche Chills).
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