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golden pile

When you piss a hole in the center of a pile of poop until it resembles a volcano.

I once pissed a hole in the middle of my poop while I was on the toilet...It looked a volcano...It definitely was the golden pile.

by Tressie Ca La La November 24, 2016


the golden drive

Driving from one destination to another with all lights being/turning green so there is no stopping.

I just had the golden drive. I managed to get to your house without any red lights.

by 6kizan June 29, 2018


golden tent

A tent that holds the most divine prestigious phallus known the the gods of Olympus.

Wow Gary has a golden tent! Beautiful.

by Lord of Dicktionary January 25, 2018


golden rule gadget

when the government makes you suffer in some way for bad ruminations for another person.

The golden rule gadget put most valedictorians in the middle class.

by Coop Dupe January 2, 2020


Golden Labrador

When you are performing sexual activity with another in the form of doggy style and you pull out but instead of jizzing on her you piss on her.

“Hey, I did the golden Labrador last night with my girl and she did is back to me”

by smucciht May 8, 2018


golden donut aesthetic

When your skin is tan enough resembles a glazed donut, it's not considered a bad thing because glazed donuts are typically imagined as perfectly colored.

"Damn Taehyung's skin looks really nice today"
"He got that golden donut aesthetic going on, just look at that shine oof"

by Dying_Somewhere March 2, 2018


Golden Donut

When your girl is peeing and eats a donut off your dick at the same time.

Holy hell, Sarah gave me a golden donut last night.

by Jml245 September 7, 2020