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A certain individual with a forest of penises in and around their mouth
"That faggot is such a Michael James Doughty"
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A line that Lil Nas X used in his hit song, Holiday.
"Dude you are bad at this."
"Yeah, I guess that means, hee hee I'm bad as Michael Jackson."
When you jerk off 3 times in a row, take a break to play baseball, then jerk off 3 more times in a row.
My girlfriend is out of town this weekend, so I may go for the Michael Jordan 6-Pete.
Like a reverse michael jackson, but instead of a white man transitioning into a black man, it's mild, so instead it's a transition to something like a brown man
Person 1- Hey man did you see William last week? His skins all brown now!
Person 2- Yeah man he got a mild reverse michael jackson
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The act of getting a prediction catastrophically wrong.
Holy shit, I never thought the UK would seriously vote for Brexit. Guess I just had a Michael Fish moment.
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The best guy I have ever met. He is sweet, cute, smart, weird, pretty much a perfect boyfriend.
I love my boyfriend, gavin michael ham, -faith
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The cutest, most caring guy you will ever meet. He loves comics, superheros and ninja turtles but in a totally awesome, adorable way. He will take care of you no matter what and will always be by your side.
Michael Andrew Johnson is the best boyfriend ever!
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