cripple stick

the blue handicapped parking pass that you hang around your mirror when at walmart.

my grandma used her cripple stick to get us in a better parking spot.

bum sticks

Came from Pete's experiences with his butthole and random sticks

= Sticking any objects in the hole of one's anus, like a butt plug

Pete uses bum sticks

stick dick

When you take so many sticks(Xanax bars) you cannot function sexually.

I couldnt pipe last night cause i got stick dick from 8 bars

Fuck Stick

1: an ignorant dumbass
2: =========D

britney sucks the fuck stick all night

sticks and stones

a "game" where one man puts the base of his penis next to another man's testicles, making it look as if said testicles are his own.

Ben: "Hey Brad, let's get stoned and play some sticks and stones!"

Brad: "Let's do it!"

carrot stick

dumb high school (generally freshman) hoes with a severe case of anorexia and a fake orange rub-on tan. they are typically of the valley girl sort and are often extremely dumb and easy. practically breastless, too young, and generally unappealing, they partake in this ritual of (reputational) self mutilation every spring, before summer comes, and before homecoming and prom, so that their parents can be sure to remind them with photo evidence what carrot sticks their daughters used to be. the plainest sign of desperation for social acceptance, carrot sticks are iconic sources of laughter and hallway disruption as they struggle to contend with the fact that existence hates them.

the dude: why, my good friend jeremiah, look over to yonder girl passing the commons, doth she not looketh as if she were a carrot stick?

jeremiah: awh dayum nigga dat bitch done got that pumpkin face an carrot body and everythang, sheeet.

sizzle stick

A slow roasted penis.

grandpa joe finally took his sizzle stick out of the oven.