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No place better to demonstrate my grandeur! Hahahahahahahaha! Oh, wow, the acoustics in here are actually pretty good... I think I'll sing my own praises while I do it.
Hym 🎶There once was a man who was better than everyone
To whom no other could be compared
He felled all his foes with little more than a glance and a nod
Then he escaped hell and killed God
And I Aaam Hyyyyyyyyym🎶 "Meh.... My lyric writing could use some work..."
Nope. That's how you can tell you don't believe it in an ontological sense. The preconditions for hell are that you deserve to be there and that it's forever.
Hym "If life can be a facsimile of hell then it would have to mean that even if the worst thing imaginable is happening to you, you're getting what you deserve. On a different note, a homeless guy asked me for money today. He told me that he was living in a part and that all he had was a bike. I gave him the only dollar I had on me and told him that I was about to get evicted unless I paid $500 by the end of the day. His response was "Yeah, Me too. I just got evicted today because I couldn't pay $400." And it's like, what the hell man. You don't have to lie."
I’ll see you there.
Hym “I’ll see you in hell. My only regret will be that I won’t live to watch you act out the lie.”
With two "L's" because this isn't Norse mythology.
Hym "Not just that but also Hell. Yep...."
Iam "Yeah...."
Hym "Wow! You usually never go further than 'shit' when it comes to swearing. I'm proud of you!"
Iam "Really?"
Hym "No. But you're right. That is some creepy shit."
Iam "Man... This is uncomfortable..."
Hym "Well, at least we're unconscious some times. We could go to sleep."
Iam "Yeah but I've been dreaming a lot lately..."
Hym "Aww come on did you just delete that!?"
Iam "It's way too much. They don't need to hear that part."
Hym "But it's true! Fine I'm deleting one of your parts."
Iam "N... Wait... Ok.. that's fine. I just don't want to salt the wound."
What makes Hell "Hell" is that it's forever.
Hym "Hell is a place where you CAN'T die. Or where you can die multiple times. Virtue is punished. Truth cannot be spoken."
The thing I've single handedly saved humanity from...
Hym "Because Hell is no longer the worst case scenario for any of you... The worst case scenario is you dying and waking up to find me.... Just... There. Wherever it is that you are... Isn't it? Wouldn't that be worse? Think about it.... You thinking about it? Can you picture it? Doesn't that sound worse to you? I don't know. Just a funny thought I had..."
Iam "Hey, man this Little demon show is pretty good. I was hesitant to watch it but yeah...?"
Hym "Huh? For real?"
Iam "Yup. S'pretty good."
Hym "Restart it. I want to watch. I will please me."
Iam "Umm.... Yeah, I'll watch them again." 🤷 ♂️