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A saying you shout when you hear a loud obnoxious car driving on a calm road
Johnny and Andrew were eating outside when they heard a loud car zoom past. They both yelled “Fall off your horse!”
When one clinches a dick with their buttocks causing simultaneous ejaculation with the female; the stream of mixed ejaculations form a trajectory that blankets the beard. The lucky female then rides a third party’s beard.
I love when my man and I create a macrame horse with our hot neighbor.
A horse fuck is when somebody with a humongous dick, aggressively fucks someone while they are on all fours. The person must be wearing a horse mask and has to release their seed in the mask. Once the mask is full of yucky frosting, the partner will drink it out of the mask.
Last night Jamie horse fucked me, it’s been weeks and I still can’t even walk straight.
someone with a face looking like a horse
that russian has an annoying horse mug
A person or persons whom ride pedal bikes aggressively. They usually ride in neighborhoods, or where people are around. Rarely do they ride in rural areas. They are attention seekers, and like to be witnessed. Also, riding makes them horny, and they are big fans of Patrick Swayze.
Neighbor 1: "Did you see Chad and Stacy today?"
Neighbor 2: "Yeah man! A couple of Road Horses!"
Neighbor 1: "I heard they have vibrating bicycle seats!"
Neighbor 2: "Typicsl Road Horse, I wish I was one."
When someone lies and you can tell so you call them out.
Person 1: Yo check it out I just won the lottery.
Person 2: Shut your gutter-horse you incompetent fool.
Islamists in Brimingham High Schools? Tell me something I didn't know!
"This school isn't infiltrated by hardline Islamists, is it Abdul?"
"No sir"
"Do you think it is part of the Trojan Horse Scandal Mohammed?"
"No sir."
"What about you Peter, you evil piece of infidel shit who's screams of agony in the fires of hell will help me reach orgasm when I make those 72 virgins the cheapest slags around?"
"... Allah Akbar?"