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The Hellmanian Sock is a Minimalist style of clothing in which the foreskin is put over the testicels. If you wear it you re not naked, because you still wear the Helmanian sock.
Bro why are you naked?
> I’m not naked, i‘m wearing the Hellmanian Sock.
Something every male should know about.
1: "Aye mayne, yo bitch hit me wit yo gooey sock!"
A daddy long sock is when a male has a big cock for granny to make bacon for the kids with, this is also for girls with big tats and that are soccer balls just like azzy land!
“Oh Man U have a daddy long sock don’t cha’”
A 3 sock uniform is an outfit made of 3 socks that covers a man’s two feet and his genitalia
Chief said when there’s a man overboard you better get here to muster, I don’t care if you’re in your 3 sock uniform
A sock used to defecate into, typically shared amongst siblings during playtime to avoid leaving to use the bathroom. A big mistake that's made is the when children grow up, they don't grow out of the poop sock phase. Either that or the middle child will take the poop sock and smack it against the wall spreading the poop all over the wall.
The youngest: Who has the poop sock? I need to go really badly.
The oldest: I think your big brother took it.
The middle: Guys, emergency! Mom found the poop sock!
a poop sock is a sock filled with poop. don’t let mommy find it. it is normally hidden under a bed.
god smut mom found the poop sock
A sock filled with poop from a sewer underneath west seventh street in st Paul
Man, last night Betty was acting up so I slapped her with a poop sock