Noun: a slutty, non-vanilla, perhaps slightly damaged girl with colored hair that is toxic but will fuck and suck your brains out.
That poisonous tree frog at Iron Bar with the Blonde and Pink hair; she told me to cream pie her!
No way!!!
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Where you string festive string on your penis while fucking
or when you use a red and green glow condoms during intercourse
"Bro i gave my girl a California Christmas tree last night for the holidays she sure had a white Christmas"
"Felt different this year so i gave her a California Christmas tree instead of a normal pine"
Raised concrete due to tree growth, creating a ramp for skaters to pop up
"Yo bro watch me hit this tree-up"
Kayleigh Tree is a cool chick. She’s very chill but she has very serious daddy issues. Her daddy issues are so bad that her boyfriend is the closest thing she has to a daddy. Kayleigh is very short and has very long toes. She spends her free time watching the TV show Euphoria or crushing on Zendaya. She also spends her free time hanging out with her boyfriend and they ‘watch’ movies together. Kayleigh also has potty issues as she averages 0.8 poops a week. Kayleigh is lactose intolerant so if she has any dairy then she will torment her toilet with her smelly shits and farts.
Person 1: Is that Kayleigh Tree?
Person 2: No, that’s a troll.
Person 1: Oh sorry, they look very similar.
The place where we could be vibin but you playing
Viber 1: yo do let’s hit up the tree cage
Viber 2: no man I’m playing
a command to mow the lawn ghetto mexican style
look there's a tree sexy gorge