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When you run out of toilet paper and need to hobble over to the next stall or closet to get more. This can be performed with pants around the ankles or unbuttoned, yet loosely held pants so as not to stain your drawers.
I had to take a massive dump at work and didn't realize that there was no TP in that stall.
So I did the sticky walk to the next stall and hoped nobody walked in on me.
Just your typical sweaty shiny nigger.
“Oh what’s that smell” turns around to see a bunch of niggers. “Ah fucking Bunch of Walking Wetsuits”
Using the restroom. The act of a male going potty.
Sorry I’m late, I was taking Scotty for a walk first.
when a person somewhat waddles, but mainly only on one leg.
Almost in a "scooping" fashion; they are scooping with one leg. It adds extra emphasis when the person has longer hair that sways behind them when they 'scoop-walk'
person 1: "Hey, check out Trevor, man. He sure is scoop-walkin' today!"
person 2: "Haha ayy, day go duh scoop!"
person 1: "Haha, he's lame!"
An excellent cardiovascular exercise. Many people probably think that it's not so effective because it's not running and 'just walking', when really it can actually be just as good for weight loss as jogging.
Also, power walking is not simply walking at a faster pace. That's brisk walking. Power walking is walking at a fast pace (probably often even faster than brisk walking) with an arm swing.
Joe: Hey Alex, I'm going to be power walking a marathon tomorrow!
Alex: Ok, that's impressive, I guess.
Joe: Not just walking though. Power walking!
Alex: How hard can power walking a marathon be? You're just walking at a faster pace.
(READ "PAVLE WALK" TO UNDERSTAND) The Pavle Walk Stage 2 is when on the Pavle walk and cannot find a child so you enter there home and take their kid while there sleeping. After Taking there kid you leave a note behind saying "YOU HAVE BEEN PAVLED." And leave the house with their child (Typically a boy).
Person 1: Hey i'm on the Pavle walk and cant find any little boys
Person 2: That's okay! Just do the Pavle walk stage 2!
Person 1: That's a great idea why didn't I think of that!
To do something or be fired. To do something or leave.
To meet a quota/goal or be fired. To do what you're told or get out.
Usually used as a threat to get something done when all other avenues have failed.
Salesmen 1: During our sales meeting, our manager told us if we didn't make quota for the month, we'd be fired.
Salesmen 2: Yeah, I guess it's fuck or walk.