Random
Source Code
Random
A phrase used sometimes in a state of suprise.
Jesus H. Christ you scared the fucking shit out of my asshole.
33👍 45👎
A phrase commonly said when someone sneezes in the presence of a christ killer, to bring guilt to their souls for their terrible actions.
*Jew walks into the room*
Billy: ACHOOOO!
Everyone else: JESUS BLESS YOU!
5👍 4👎
A synonym of Fuck My Life with a religious twist. An expression of extreme displeasure pertaining to an event, action, or outcome.
Bro1: Dude, your girlfriend just fucked another guy.
Bro2: Oh, Jesus Christ on a Pikestaff!
7👍 4👎
holy bong hits
freedom of speech
'lets take bong hits for jesus until we reach higher enlightenment'
A sex story between Jesus and his followers made by a sinning fuck face. and who also wants to piss of his/her parents because they are christian.
Hey did you read the sequel of 50 shades of Jesus? "50 more shades of jesus"
The name of our lord and savior, Jesus Henry Christ.
Jesus H. Christ! my balls itch like the Dickens.
the name of te guy who made me emo and gave me the gay.
A: Do you know what the 'H.' is Jesus H. Christ means?
A: That's right. It stands for hottie. Jesus Hottie Christ
The following evening, A was beaten up