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The man who went to the store to get milk and never came back
I went to the store and still couldnt find my dad
He may be kinda dumb, but hey, atleast he doest give you fucking bipolar disorder fir the rest of your life.
Dad is working hard, while your mom is sitting inside "working" when she is really just watching some shitty soap opera.
A big butt who never shares and someone your mom should have never married
My dad has never shared anything in his life.
me:hi dad
dad:ima go get some milk
me:but dad we already have 8 jugs of milk
dad: ``walks out house''
Don't pay child support
Dad come home with the milk please I use water in my cereal.