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cardboard ass

Sidney Smith

Sidney's ass is flatter then a pice of cardboard. You can call her cardboard ass.

by #1 Roast Session May 3, 2016


Ass Cleanser

A massive expulsion of flatulence from the ass that originates deep within the bowels. It’s loud, lasts at least 5 seconds or longer and may or may not be putrid in odor. You feel like a new person upon release.

I left the classroom to release an ass cleanser in the hall.

I thought I was going to explode in that meeting. I let loose with an ass cleanser as soon as we took a break.

Brrrrrraaaaaaaaaappppppp!!!!!! Dude WTF was that sound? Just ripped an ass cleanser braaaaaahhhhh!

by Eaton Holgoode February 20, 2018


ass molecule

Particles that are brewed from ones feces that are expelled from the anus and become airborne after a fart that may enter an innocent bystander's nose or mouth and ends in a result of ass molecules being comsumed into ones nostrils and lungs getting to know someone's fecal DNA.

Colin passed gas? Oh Great! Now I have Colin's ass molecules in my mouth!

by clykclyk July 3, 2017


ass lazor

A lazor fired from one's ass

Person 1: I totaly ass lazored while craping last night.
Person 2: Did it hurt?
Person 1: No, it broke my toilet though.

by Bah!!!1!!! November 16, 2009


ass clact

1. a class act of ass
2. A slut who is trying to be classy and fails

look at that whie trash ass clact

by thuGlyfe May 8, 2013


Mike-Ass

A word coined by the U.C.C.R, Taiping and Grey Coast. It comes from the micronational community. The word is used to mock a micronational organization called The Micronational Assembly. Since U.C.C.R, Taiping and Grey Coast are members of the I.D.T (an opposing organization to the Micronational Assembly) they don't like it and continually make fun of it. Since (Mic) is pronounced like Mike in the word Micronational, and since the word Assembly has the word Ass in it. The term is used to mock the Micronational Assembly by calling them Mike Asses, Mike HeadAsses Mikey Bois, or Ass bois.

Dont be like those Mike-Ass bitches.

Shut the fuck up Mike-Ass.

by Grey Coast March 7, 2021


Ass disaster

A complete shitshow. Something going completely wrong in every way it possibly can.

“Dude how was the vocab test?”
“A fucking wreck. I had an ass disaster midway through and bombed it.”

by papaya666 March 22, 2018