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Obama - "Hello, my fellow americans. today I want to talk to you about..."
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When a person(Or Alien) eats out a girl from every state of the United States of America.
Dude 1: "Did you hear what Barthalamew did?"
Dude 2: "Yeah. He had an All American Slurp."
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AIS-R (American International School Riyadh) is a school filled with dumb, rich, motherfuckers who spend $800 on shirts. Most of the guys are dickheads who are too scared to ask out the girl they like. If you're not popular you're immediately rejected by all the popular kids and live a sad, depressing life.
"Hey have you heard of that kid who goes to American International School Riyadh, he's horrible!"
"IKR! He's such a spoilt asshole."
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A school with lots of lit people, too much textbook reading tho. The principal is the best, and you learn how to diagram sentences with him (with him is a prepositional phrase). Terrible math program, pretty good history, but good school and Bronx sci wants to be us
Oh yeah the high school of American studies is cool
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Any pseudo-spiritual product that can be successfully marketed to New Age white America such as dream-catchers, power crystals, vortex-mapping and any number of placebo-effect herbs and medications.
-A reference to an early South Park episode that featured Cheech and Chong posing as Native Americans in order to sell alternative medications to the townfolk.
At one point in the episode, a customer proclaims "My balls hurt when I watch VH-1!"
Cheech then answers, "Here, try this Native American ball-juice."
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A school that is full of homework and pisses you off. Children here act like beavers and rabbits fighting. If you ever think about getting in this school, make sure ur ok with being crazy and loud 😁NEVER trust the kids near the elevator with out a elevator pass cuz u could end up with Ms.Noha 😬 If you are a 8th grader please keep in mind that the 7th graders are spoiled brats 🙂 Most think they’re cool and trendy when they act like 9 year olds and we can hear their screams and voices. Most are retarded clout chasers 🤭 If you live in Kuwait and ur a nerd DO NOT COME TO THIS SCHOOL kids here are dumb and crazy it’s like living in a school jungle gym so no nooo. 6th graders are little Jake Paulers k so they think that they’re king and queen oOoOpPpps 😱 Bibi al Ghanim is the owner of this mini hell on earth! You will have to pay for every single tiny thing even though it’s from the trash can ☠️ All the school and teachers want is money🤑🤑🤑 Teachers love stressing you out!😍 They will laugh after failing the whole class so rip uas students
I get terrorized in the Universal American School of Kuwait!
The school is 90% homework and 10% education!!!
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When someone cuts a small part of your hair very short, you have two options.
1. Shave the rest of your head
2. Rock the bald spot as a badge of honor known only as the Native American Soul Patch (NASP for short).
Deceivingly good looking, the NASP directs attention away from fetal flaws in your physique. Essentially the equivalent of creating a Designated Ugly Fat Friend for yourself.
Person 1: Did you see Dave today?
Person 2: No why
Person 1: Tom shaved part of his head
Person 2: Damn so he's bald?
Person 1: No he's being patriotic with a Native American Soul Patch
Suzy: Damn Mark looks so good, did he get a nose job?
Nancy: No his Native American Soul Patch is diverting attention away from his Bloodhound nose.
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