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National grab someone’s titties day
Person 1:*grabs tits*
Person 2: why’d you do that
Person 1: it’s April 19th
Person 2: oh yeah
National get with someone from interstate day
It’s April 19th, better get it on with my interstate connection!
National smack the sh*t out of your gf’s ass day
April 19th
Girl: “Why’d you smack my ass so hard?”
Boy: “it’s national smack the sh*t out of your gf’s ass day”
Girl: “oh, I kinda liked it.”
April 19th is National nudes day. On April 19th you can ask anyone for nudes bf/gf, best friend, brother, sister.
Hey girl send nudes. Why. because it's april 19th, national nudes day. Oh ok
The day that the sweetest, coolest most beautiful girl was born
Person 1:Did you hear?
Person 2: hear what?
Person 1: It’s April 19th, Cassidy’s birthday
Person 2: omg Cassidy is the sweetest, coolest most beautiful girl ever how could I forget!
April 19th is the day the most beautiful and kind girls are born. They r so strong and kind hearted it's amazing. They are literally the sweetest girlfriend you could have. Your not taking mine tho... 😠 anyways... They look super innocent.. Until you have an actual conversation with them... The moment u get comfy with them... They kinky asf!! Y'all may not do shit in the beginning but it'll just keep getting kinkier
Bsf: bro who's that girl ur talking to she's always so cute and innocent?
Me: oh yeah she to to totally is she was also born on April 19th
Bsf: 👀😏
Me: 👀😏
Me:but honestly tho bro she's literally the sweetest ever