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Similar to ordering too much food at a restaurant, “eyes bigger than my asshole” means when you’re horny and you think you can take a dick up your ass that’s larger than you can comfortably or safely handle.
This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys
I was looking for dildos the other day and bought a 3 inch thick rubber dong, I can’t even get the tip in. Guess I had eyes bigger than my asshole, that’s what I get for shopping horny.
1. Someone who wishes to be a smartass that no one wants to acknowledge
2. Someone when given an important task wants to be fussy and give you a lot of attitude
3. Most politicians when they start talking
Becky, I don't need you to be a proactive asshole. Please just take the trash out.
When Senator Peachfuzz started talking to the crowd, there was a groan from the audience. One person said: "Well at least he's being a proactive asshole about it and just piss everybody off and one time.
Being very close to someone else, whether in a game or physically.
“You are winning by so much, no one’s even licking your asshole.”
a term that is used when taking a video on someone else's phone
haley: "i appreciate... your righteous asshole"
when you take a fish from a pond and lick it’s asshole clean
i love eating fish asshole, she said. it’s a great pastime.
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When someone has the tendency to be an asshole.
Your friend has asshole tendencies