String cheese

Is a chubby fat boy that is secretly gay and can see through clothes.(likes to look at male welding teachers)

That kid is a string cheese you better stay out of eye sight of him .

Wizard Cheese

A fancy name for Colby Jack cheese. So named because of its magically delicious multicolored nature.

Do you think some Wizard cheese would help my ham sandwich?

Knob cheese

The cheese that builds up behind ones foreskin in hot weather

Bro that knob cheese is super rank

Dildo cheese

Cheese in a dildo

Hey man I found my moms dildo cheese was still fresh

Wtf cheese?

Cheese Riot

When it all goes to shit.

It just turned into a bit of a cheese riot

Cheese Crisp

Cheesy tortilla snack fried on a pan or microwaved until the cheese in the middle of starts to leaving it slightly crispy you

Hey mom, will you make me a cheese crisp?

cheese churner

A penis that produces copious amounts if smegma.

A. Yo, what's that smell?
B. I think its Pete's cheese churner!
A. Shockin'