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Taking a poo while masturbating and proceeding to ejaculate on the poo afterwards
“Hey man I just had a cream egg!”
“Oh, did it taste good?”
“What do you mean, why would I eat my cum covered shite!”
This is when you are getting a blow job from a black person and you ejaculate in there mouth and slap there cheaks causing the cum explodes out of their mouth like opening a cream egg
When you know you have a massive shit brewing and its going to be huge!
"I've gotta go to toilet I've an egg up my bum!"
A recipe for destruction of your mind.
Take some closeknit families of the italian variety, a few al quaeda operatives, jewish scriptwriters, and some all powerful freemasons, add in some A-list movie stars, stir till they all turn into vampires, stir in in some coke from some pop stars on narcotics, cook in a hot oven of the secret service "'hacker'' variety, and sprinkle with a little celebrity papparazzi a la gossip girl and perez hilton wrapped up in newspapers.
You then have a sorry state of one screwed up bunch of scrambled eggs Victoria, good luck unscrambling this one.
eggs a la victoria
-a million star dining.... tastes like madness, mayhem, chaos theory, insanity.... a delectable little mess i'll be eating up at home alone in bed. For the term of my natural life.
Egg Goo, is the white of the egg, when it’s not fully cooked , it may resemble sperm.
Egg Goo is ejected sperm that strings from the eye of the penis.
He came , then when he wiped his dick, All this Egg Goo , was hanging off it .like spit !
Egg Goo, is the white of the egg, when it’s not fully cooked , it may resemble sperm.
Egg Goo is ejected sperm that strings from the eye of the penis.
He came , then when he wiped his dick, All this Egg Goo , was hanging off it .like spit !