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A guy with just a completely massive cock who everybody wants.
Oh my gosh Ethan’s cock is huge I need it.
Ethan, probably the coolest guy out there. Ethan is the kind of guy that doesn’t simp easily,even though he loves to fall in love. Ethan doesn’t care about a look, he’s attracted to a vibe that very few women give off, even if it’s through a phone.Trustworthiness, loyal, the kind of guy his girlfriends parents love. Always likes to get the crowd going and see people smile. The kind of guy to jump in the river to save a drowning baby deer even though he can’t swim great, then refuses his picture in the paper or tv, humbles himself to allow others attention. Ethan stays focused and is wise beyond his years. Funny by accident, and loves the outdoors, snowboarding is his go to sport after boxing.
Person: Isint Ethan catching vibes off that streamer on kick?
Me: Ya but Ethan he’s no simp, he knows he not could win her heart.
Person: Did you see Ethan run down the shore line and jump in the fast moving river.?
Me: Ya he saw a little deer being carried away,get the jeep we will pick him up downstream.
Dates Asians and a girl named angelina
Woah Ethan pulled angelina the asian
a cute lil dumbass bitch that likes to sniff the cheese from his own cock.
they were made to last forever and are so perfect together. in future they will have kids, a house and everything they would’ve ever dreamed of IF ETHAN BOUGHT HER FLOWERS
“are ethan&jayden still together?”
“yeah bro, don’t think he’s bought her flowers yet though. maybe next pay day”
A homosexual man from Turkmenistan and is addicted to inhaling farts.
Guy 1: "I saw Ethan Page inhaling some guys farts"
Guy 2: "Yeah, looks like he was giving him a dirty submarine"
The sexiest man alive; often known for his humongous dick. Known for his amazing sex (with women) and his support for minorities. He is very based.
Girl 1: OMG I met Ethan Page, he is so good at sex with his massive penis.
Girl 2: Damn bring me next time.