It means talking incessantly and or to anyone and anything, e.g. girls/guysbwho don't reply, celebrities (via social media) who don't even know if your existence.
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"That guy never stops talking. He could bark up a tree."
Original coinage:
*replies to 5 story posts with paragraphs, receives only an emoji reaction*
"I could bark up a tree *country accent*"
Akin to a family tree, a Custard tree refers to a womans sexual partners and historically how they overlap and fan out
A.K.A Custard Web
You're dads in my Custard Tree
Used to search Ecosia, a search engine that plants trees, when you're bored AF.
She typed, "Search the web to plant trees..."
A tree for thanksgiving
"Ruel, there is such a thing as a thanksgiving tree."
A Christmas tree that is put up way too early, Mainly near Thanksgiving
Wow Disney put up their Thanksgiving Tree Again
When you go out, get wasted and have a good time, usually despite or against the odds
Dude I wasn’t so sure you’d want to come out with us but you ended up climbing that tree