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A phrase used sometimes in a state of suprise.
Jesus H. Christ you scared the fucking shit out of my asshole.
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A phrase commonly said when someone sneezes in the presence of a christ killer, to bring guilt to their souls for their terrible actions.
*Jew walks into the room*
Billy: ACHOOOO!
Everyone else: JESUS BLESS YOU!
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A synonym of Fuck My Life with a religious twist. An expression of extreme displeasure pertaining to an event, action, or outcome.
Bro1: Dude, your girlfriend just fucked another guy.
Bro2: Oh, Jesus Christ on a Pikestaff!
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The Fandom of the boy group BTS is called ARMY. Some armys made up the phrase "Jesus would be an army", because that's a fact.
Jesus would be an army. PERIODT.
A sex story between Jesus and his followers made by a sinning fuck face. and who also wants to piss of his/her parents because they are christian.
Hey did you read the sequel of 50 shades of Jesus? "50 more shades of jesus"
The name of our lord and savior, Jesus Henry Christ.
Jesus H. Christ! my balls itch like the Dickens.
An exclamatory statement made to show intense emotion. The "H" stands for Helen, which is Jesus' middle name.
"I just wanna lather myself up with heavy whipping cream and roll around the kitchen"
"Jesus H. Christ, please stop talking right now. Also, the H in that sentence stood for Helen."
"Okay.