Blueberry muffin is a term used that you cut urself so badly u cut ur vein
'____ was in the hospital bc they cut their blueberry muffin if ykwim'
Calling your friend Muffin Dick because they suck at everything
A polite euphemism for poop or shit.
One does not take or poop a brownie muffin, they lay a brownie muffin the way a chicken would an egg.
Is there a bathroom nearby? I need to lay a brownie muffin. poop shit brownie muffin
Muffin is a good friend that sounds like a Microsoft commentator
Littlest Muffin is a God of anime
--a club on newgrounds.com that is wicked and EVERYONE SHOULD JOIN!!
Banana_Bread_Muffin = Adim
When you stick a muffin in your girlfriends 'muffin' then eat the crown off the top of the muffin
Also used when a girl is on her period
Can call male friends this when they're bein a little bitch
My girlfriends muffin crown tastes so good
Bre get your muffin crown off me
Zac don't be a muffin crown
muffin crown vagina sex
Adjective that refers to the overflowing of fat when a girl wears jeans and/or pants that are too tight for her. Similar to the term muffin top
"You have muffin top in those pants"
"Look at that chick's muffin spill"