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A katana like dagger used by ninjas
I throw my ninja dagger and hit you between the eyes.
The act of busting on the woman's breasts and then tossing a handful of glitter in the cum. Whilst creating a beautiful art piece, you disappear before she gets the aftermath out of her nose and eyes.
Bro, last night I ninja dusted this girl, and dipped. She had no idea where I went.
The powder at the bottom of a can of Wasabi Nuts.
Bro, I was eating some wasabi almonds and that fucking ninja dust shit got in my eyes. That shit burns. I bet you could blow that shit in somebody's face on purpose and be a total ninja."
When you throw a fart into a persons face.
She released the gas and ninja cookied her sister, causing her to gag.
When you just start dating a girl that has kids and you have to sneak your ass over there to get some.
Man I can’t wait to have some ninja nights with this new chick I met.
A white ninja is a Caucasian or fair skinned person who is secretly in cahoots with darker skinned people. Usually to avoid harassment from police or mistreated/refused service predominately white in establishments.
When I went to buy my business space the realtor told me they had no vacant spaces, but I felt they were being dishonest. So I sent a white ninja to check for vacancy and they have a few spaces available for me now.
The time when you look at a clock and realize that a large portion of time disappeared. It is NEVER 'ninja o'clock', because by the time you've realized the time, it's at least a half-hour after you expected.
Friend 1: "Dude, what the hell happened to the day? I had that interview for that job."
Friend 2: "Ninja-thirty happened, son... remember that 'I'm only going to play a couple games' Madden marathon we just had?"