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The act of your penis shriveling when entering a cold body water, or other liquid.
When walking into the ocean, he looked down and notice he had an ocean penis(small, shriveled penis).
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an std you get after having sexual intercourse with a slutty girl. it causes 7 desies riddled penis to sprout from your groin
you definitely got Octo-Penis from that slut last night
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when you draw a picture of a penis on an inflated balloon then proceed to leave it in a public place
Steve- "hey John, look at that balloon, i think that there is something drawn on it."
John- "look you're right. someone drew a picture of a penis on it, it's a penis snatch."
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A penis so large that it could be considered endless. May also refer to a method of drawing a life sized represantation of a very large penis on small paper.
I heard Brad is so well hung he's got a mobius penis. We better hope that chick has a klein vagina!
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Sometimes known as MP. A penis that when erect is longer than 9" and has a circumference of no less than 7" (diameter of slightly more than 2"). Prolonged sexual intercourse with such an MP will likely cause vagina pain that lasts at least a week. This is not to be confused with miniscule penis, as it is the polar opposite.
Ruby: So, how was your night last night?
Candy: Great, but my vagina hurts because I had sex with a monster penis. I can't even sit down, laugh, or sneeze without discomfort.
Ruby: I hate when that happens. Damn, men and their MPs.
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Kick ass drawings of penii depicting people or objects.
The celebrity penis depicted the famous comic book hero, LOBO.
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Something that usually happens in shop class.
Penis Conduction is like initiation or a dare, when you make an electrical circut using batteries and wires and complete the circuit using your penis. THis usually ends in what people like to call a feeling that feels like getting head, although this is unaccurate.
Mike: "Ok Jerry, put your dick in it."
Jerry: AHAAAA!!!!!
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