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No u is a legit phrase used to roast defaulty bois.
“No u! No u! No u!” (Proceeds to break headset.)
No u: often used by a person who doesn't want to have a social interaction, with a mind that can't elaborate a complete sentence informing the other person that he doesn't want to talk, repeating "no u" for every sentence he hear, annoying every person around him.
Examples:
"Person 1: Do you want to play with me?
Person 2: no u"
"Manager: i'm going to fire you, for list of reasons
Person: no u"
One of the most strongest weapons in the world
Jake: you are stupid
Casey: no u
Jake: *dies in a very painfull death*
literally unstoppable, nothing can override this. the end of all, nothing is worse than this.
BILL: ur mom gay
FRANK: ur dad lesbian
BILL: ur sister a mister
FRANK: ur granny a tranny
BILL: no u
*the whole world implodes on itself and the fucking rapture starts*
An alternate for saying "I'm gay" If someone uses this as an excuse, the person you are arguing with is actually gay and you automatically win the argument
Person 1: You have no life lol
Person 2: no u
Person 1: Ah yes, I didn't know you were gay too.
No u should only be used if you are back in a conner as it can and will cause mass destruction to the person on the reciveing end.
Garret: ur mom gay Jack : ur dad lesbian
Garret: sister mister
Jack: Family tree LGBT
Garret: Jack stop I don't want to do this to you
Jack: Do it straighty
Garret: No u
Jack: * A metor strikes Jack square in the forecast head, God nor the Devil can accept him into the after life. Jack is left wondering throughout space and time, helpless.*