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The act of your penis shriveling when entering a cold body water, or other liquid.
When walking into the ocean, he looked down and notice he had an ocean penis(small, shriveled penis).
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an std you get after having sexual intercourse with a slutty girl. it causes 7 desies riddled penis to sprout from your groin
you definitely got Octo-Penis from that slut last night
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when you draw a picture of a penis on an inflated balloon then proceed to leave it in a public place
Steve- "hey John, look at that balloon, i think that there is something drawn on it."
John- "look you're right. someone drew a picture of a penis on it, it's a penis snatch."
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A penis so large that it could be considered endless. May also refer to a method of drawing a life sized represantation of a very large penis on small paper.
I heard Brad is so well hung he's got a mobius penis. We better hope that chick has a klein vagina!
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Sometimes known as MP. A penis that when erect is longer than 9" and has a circumference of no less than 7" (diameter of slightly more than 2"). Prolonged sexual intercourse with such an MP will likely cause vagina pain that lasts at least a week. This is not to be confused with miniscule penis, as it is the polar opposite.
Ruby: So, how was your night last night?
Candy: Great, but my vagina hurts because I had sex with a monster penis. I can't even sit down, laugh, or sneeze without discomfort.
Ruby: I hate when that happens. Damn, men and their MPs.
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Kick ass drawings of penii depicting people or objects.
The celebrity penis depicted the famous comic book hero, LOBO.
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When a man's penis is visible through his clothing - defined specifically by a shadow of the glans (head) but also the shaft. Usually most visible when wearing grey sweatpants commando or with loose underwear. But can also be spotted when wearing just tighty whities or just tight boxers (too tight and everything gets squashed together and the shadow becomes a smooth bulge). Sometimes visible in swimwear but often there's too much bagginess going on to see any definition.
Why it's important: It's an arousing reminder of what's down there. Quite like when a woman's nipples are visible through her top.
When you double take an unattractive guy as he walks passed and you have to explain: "I don't actually think he's hot... he just had really good penis shadow."
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