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A penis so large that it could be considered endless. May also refer to a method of drawing a life sized represantation of a very large penis on small paper.
I heard Brad is so well hung he's got a mobius penis. We better hope that chick has a klein vagina!
A huge extension of the male body but sometimes women because we have tranny people now
Dang Dan has a huge penis
Girllll, did you see how big his peni is?
YOU CLAPPING PENI CUNT
Sometimes known as MP. A penis that when erect is longer than 9" and has a circumference of no less than 7" (diameter of slightly more than 2"). Prolonged sexual intercourse with such an MP will likely cause vagina pain that lasts at least a week. This is not to be confused with miniscule penis, as it is the polar opposite.
Ruby: So, how was your night last night?
Candy: Great, but my vagina hurts because I had sex with a monster penis. I can't even sit down, laugh, or sneeze without discomfort.
Ruby: I hate when that happens. Damn, men and their MPs.
Kick ass drawings of penii depicting people or objects.
The celebrity penis depicted the famous comic book hero, LOBO.
The very tip of the penis. Usually very slender at the tip. Almost comes to a point. You may be inclined to write with it.
Ernie, please stop poking me with your penie tip. It is making me bleed.
1) a penis that has not been properly treated after an encounter with a mold infested vagina. The penis in question must be kept in a state suitable to mold growth. IE the person does not wash the penis, yet occasionally gets it wet while refuseing to see a doctor to get the mold infection removed.
Please note that a moldy penis is not allways noticed by the mold. Leaky faucet syndrome is a common precursor to the mold surrounding the penis and perhaps within the penis. As with all stds know your partner. The number of partners a person has had directly correlates to the prevalence of moldy penis syndrome.