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When two homosappiens of the female sex insert an exceptionally large dildo into their vaginal hole then the other female sticks the dido into her vaginal whole (the dildo is in both females at the same time)
Two bitches where doing the old hole in one technique in my bed and i was like havent seen that since nam
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Between 2 alter-egos the original one is not the eldest one but the one who did the most in life and has the most success. The confusion can sometime happens but the only existing truth is that alter-egos are only defined by what they do and not when they were born.
Clara is the alter-ego of Robin. And Robin is the original one.
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One hand on the twelve o'clock position of the steering wheel, generally used to refer to a more relaxed, often gangster approach of driving.
Originated from AmySwags, member of "Yoga-Pilates fusion in water for seniors" class
Yeah, I hate uptight people using the "9 & 3" driving style. I just have one on the twelve.
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The act of stealing any construction related items including tools.
somebody one-eyed my $400 hammer drill while still in its original box.
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a problem, a misunderstanding, a fight
If he don't pay back that $20! It's gon' be one!
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He who shall not be named. If a human being even dares to whisper his name, a destructive forces will be brought upon us all.
He had seven sons, from which he shaped the earth, but one son went against him; Mester. He shaped the very essence of life as we know it from the stars and earth. Only he masters the Jinga. A capoeira battle unfolded between the two forces of divinity. In the end, The Ancient One was banished to the dark abyss that is the very core of the earth. But it came at a great price, Mester was flung out into the most outer regions og space, where he watches over us, in fear of approaching the earth, as it may awaken The Ancient One once again.
Thank you The Ancient One for shaping the Earth on which I stand and the food I eat. Thank you Mester for shaping life and feelings in your own image. I am eternally greatful.
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