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The skin surrounding the testicles. AKA Scrotum.
I love it when a woman sucks on my man basket.
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The community experience so fondly trumpeted as the living skin of the Burning Man is pocked, scarred, and so lacerated that it is no longer the durable integument needed to sustain the Burning Man's viscera. Last year's community was such a stark and realistic representation of modern civilization that it reminded me of my own downtown Oakland.
Burning Man, the man who murdered both his parents... pleaded for mercy on the grounds that he was an orphan.
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1. Iron Man is a marvel comics created by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby. Iron man's first appearance was in Tales of Suspense #39. Iron man's true identity is Anthony Stark. Stark was born in Long Island, New York. When he was only 21 years old, he inherited Stark Industries, which is his father's company. On a trip in Vietnam, Stark was captured by Wong Chu, a Vietnamese warlord. Stark was ordered into building weapons for Wong Chu, but he was secretly creating a powerful suit with his fellow prisoner,Yin Sen. When the suit was finished, Yin Sen sacrificed himself so that Stark could get his suit ready for battle. Enraged with his friend's death, Stark killed Wong Chu and managed to escape from Vietnam as the invincible iron man.
2. An awesome song by Black Sabbath.
Has he lost his mind?
Can he see or is he blind?
Can he walk at all,
Or if he moves will he fall?
Is he alive or dead?
Has he thoughts within his head?
We'll just pass him there
why should we even care?
He was turned to steel
in the great magnetic field
When he travelled time
for the future of mankind
Nobody wants him
He just stares at the world
Planning his vengeance
that he will soon unfurl
Now the time is here
for Iron Man to spread fear
Vengeance from the grave
Kills the people he once saved
Nobody wants him
They just turn their heads
Nobody helps him
Now he has his revenge
Heavy boots of lead
fills his victims full of dread
Running as fast as they can
Iron Man lives again!
Iron man could easily kill captain planet in two hits.
I listened to "Iron man" by Black Sabbath during the car ride.
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-another way of saying dude or man
-usually used to replace tha person's name
yo, Dude man, let's ball
But, dude man!
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An individual talented in all spheres of human endeavour, including but not limited to sports, art, science, war, philosophy and music.
Some renaissance men of great repute include Leonardo Da Vinci and Goethe.
If you try and think of examples of Renaissance men, remember that it is not enough that they have brilliant minds (hence Einstein is out), nor is it enough that they are fine sportsmen (hence no Carl Lewis) or are well hung and virile (so no Shergar) and nor is it sufficient that they are musically gifted (so we omit Beethoven). It is a requirement that they are talented in ALL these areas.
I myself am a renaissance man, as I am a fine athelete, an excellent scholar, have an ear for music a talent for art and a way with the ladies.
#1: "What talent that young Douglas lad has!"
#2: "True, he is gifted at sports, academia and the arts."
#1: "Yes, he's a true renaissance man!"
Man: "Hey baby, wanna get a drink - I'm a real renaissance man!"
Woman: "Ooooh, OK!"
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A #nohomo way to start deep conversations with the boy you’re definitely not obsessed with to the point where you could recognize his haircut at night when he’s super far away
“Hey man, listen. We all miss Shiro-“
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A small item of everyday personal luggage, similar in size to a woman's purse except intended for use by a man, smaller than a briefcase or attache, carried by hand or by a shoulder strap (not belted nor belt-looped), and typically distinguishable from a woman's purse by having a tall, narrow, rectangular form-factor, rather than the short and wide shapes more typical of most women's purses.
"Let me gift-wrap this man-purse for you to present to that special gentleman, ma'am, since obviously a respectable woman like yourself wouldn't purchase such a masculine item for herself." (-paraphrased actual remark of a female shopkeeper in Amsterdam to an American shopper buying a tall, narrow purse)
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