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A soul devouring Cat that is made of ice cream and balances out the flow of souls between the living and the dead the Ice Cream Kitty has intelligence lower than most and is immature and for some reason always happy
seriously your just like an ice cream kitty
When a women has a yeast infection and you continue to rub her clit anyways.
“John cream flicked me last night, and it felt so good.”
“I love being cream flicked”
A very very white person who doesn’t use wash cloths or loofahs, just smears body soap on their body with their hands. Then they rinse it off and no they don’t wash their feet. So, they smell like sour cream.
They look just like you and me but are white and smells like sour cream.
I thought I smelled a sour cream citizen but I turned the corner and it was a homeless person.
When a man masterbates until ejaculation occurs, when he cums he directs the stream into a cup, he then takes the container to two girls, they pour the liquid into their vaginas and rub them together forming a cream puff. The action is most often done with black women making it a Cadbury cream puff.
Joe: Hey man come over to my house, I got two hot girls and I'm gonna Cadbury cream puff their ass
John: ok I'll be over in like 10 minutes
The period of time when excessive noise from children (typically a group) ceases due to ice cream consumption.
The noise level of the birthday party was interrupted with the ice cream silence.
A play on the phrase, "You want fries with that?". It is a reference to a girl that is as easy to get as fastfood with as many diseases as fastfood has too. The cream in the phrase refers to cream that is used to get rid of STDs.
Tim: I think I'm going to ask Julie on a date man.
Old Greg: You want cream with that?
Tim: Huh?
Old Greg: Do you want cream for all the STDs she's going to give you?
Tim: What are you talking about?
Old Greg: Dude, Julie is a mad hoe.
Tim: Fuck that's shitty, but thanks for warning me bro.
When you go down for oral sex on a woman,and you’re not aware that she has already had somebody ejaculate inside of her earlier that day.
When I went down on my blind date, that is when i realized i was a victim of dirty double dipped cream pie.