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When you go to a porter potty in Mexico, and take shit from the toilet and rub it all over yourself.
"Dude did you do the mexican wonder rub?"
"Fuck yeah, its a Mexican tradition!"
It's when a bunch of mexicans rent or get the key from a relative/friend at a 1-bedroom hotel room/condo and proceed to fill it with all of their friends and family (usually ranging in the 100s) for a weeklong vacation.
The current record for mexican spring break is 432.
Mexican beer with a lime in it.
Shayne was passed out from all tbe Mexican Seven ups he drank, so Trey teabagged him and took a picture.
The girl is lying on the bed, naked, and pours a whole bowl of Chilli-Con-Carne onto her crotch and fingers some of the chilli inside her slack hole.
Then the guy stands next next to the bed and fucks her - fucking her vagina through the Chilli-Con-Carne. At the same time the couple are each holding a bag of Doritos and dip the crisps into the Chilli and eat them as the intercourse is going on.
Girl: Are you coming over tonight to pop a cherry up me?
Guy: I don't know if I can be bothered.
Girl: We can do the Mexican Capri-Sun
Guy: Alright. I'll pop round after I've finished watching Family Guy.
When you make a girl eat lots off Mexican food and proceeds to Hershey squirt on your face. You then 1-2 Mayweather her ass in a fiery rage hence making you look like a Mexican Mud Dragon
My girl shat on my back so i beat her ass like a Mexican mud dragon
When you see 7 or 8 mexicans getting in or out of a car that normally holds 2.
There was a mexican pile-up in that Honda I saw outside the taco restuarant.
A Mexican Jew Byrd is a non-aryan sub-culture minority replication of a Skinbyrd; the female version of a Skinhead.
"She got the boots but her color is all wrong, she must be a Mexican Jew Byrd."