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When the n word is coming up in a song but the white friend has black friends around
im back on my drip, fuck that ninja, im back on my drip
Ninja is a complete idiot and is addicted to his games.
Do NOT subscribe to him or follow him at all costs
You will be bombarded with meaningless fortnite streams
Dude ninja is such a moron, don’t do anything with him
People with unrealistic martial arts skills that wear black pjs
If you can’t beat Chuck Noris or Bruce lee in one hit, you are not a ninja
If you learned gymnastics overnight, you are not a ninja
If you can’t jump 100miles off the ground you are not a ninja
If you use “you’re” instead of “you are” you are not a ninja
If you can’t complete American ninja warrior in 10 seconds, you are not a ninja
If you eat 200 chocolate bars and chug 100 milkshakes and coffee cups at the same time, you are not a ninja. Also, you now have type 2 diabetes.
You get the idea: you are not a ninja
A blue haired weeaboowho isn’t asian and scream and yells at those who beats him or if the opponent says something mean. He is also super try hard and sometimes falsely accused people for stream sniping
ninja: the oof you say to me you little oof .
you kiss your mother with that mouth
The Ninja Says: TF YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT. HAHAHAHA..SA..HAHAHAH. YOU KISS YOUR MOTHER WITH THAT MOUTH.
Ninjas are silent, very silent. They cannot be seen by regular people and are incredibly awesome.
Touch a ninja, you die.
See a ninja, you die.
Speak of a ninja, you die.
See a mysterious katana lying around, you die.
Ride a horse, burn a bridge and do epic stunts trying to impress the ninja, you die.
Don't try to impress a ninja, they don't like that.
Naruto: I'll be the greatest ninja there were was!
Me : Wait, if you're a ninja, then why do you keep shouting your attacks? Wouldn't it be sneakier to not reveal your attacks before you attack?
*sits in a corner and ponders this*