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Ethan’s a big fat bitch (bfb) who stomps around with his big feet
Boy: are we having an earthquake
Me: no that’s just Ethan coming down the stairs
What you call a certain type of friend, even and especially if their name isn't Ethan. That really epic super close friend who seems to always have your back, and always have the perfect advice. They are secretly pulling the strings, orchestrating the perfect solution to whatever problem you're dealing with. Will always listen to what you have to say, and will always brighten the situation with a great joke. Everyone needs an Ethan.
Get yourself an Ethan.
Ethan is the chief. He makes gourmet food for his girlfriend. He loves to slowly cook her delicious meals to fill her little tummy.
Ethan is a chief when he cooks Lacey food
Ethan a complete Chad, This absolute Unit of a man will take every moment to assert his dominance upon you. For example you think you're Ethan's good friend Until you and your friend get into an argument and then Ethan comes in and roast you, You say Nothing because you thought he was on your side. All Ethans have at least a 6.7 inch cock this give them the alpha mentality
Here Comes Ethan
Oh my God he's so annoying
Who's going to get told to sit down
Kid: Mom when I grow up I wanna be an Ethan
Mom: I'm so proud of you son
an absolute faggot who loves minors
“Oh look over there hes talking to a child”
“He must he an ethan!”
Ethan is a amazing guy. When paired with a Sophia he will fuck the shit out of her till she cums blood with his 15 inch shlong. He’s a amazing man so beatutiful and will pull any girl he looks at. Ethan’s have a rival with Dylan’s and always shit on them.