a snow weasel is a very rare breed of weasel which normally lives in the south and loves to hide out in public schools. they will steal your man so sneakily, and are very hard to be defeated. they have magical snow powers and can freeze any heart within seconds. beware of the dangerous snow weasel!!! their pettiness is out of control!!!! there is only one left in the entire world, so if you catch it, call 911!!!! they are very rare and will try and get your man so AVOID THEM!! if your man gets near one, get him to ditch it right away!
disclaimer: this entry is a joke, don't take it seriously
that girl is SUCH a snow weasel omg
to be frozen in time--perfectly content.
It snowed at 12 A.M. tonight, after a few minutes passed, I made a paralyptic snow angel.
To only have relationship for holidays.
We had a great time during the holidays with this girl, then he snow gobbled me after New Years.
Snow Roll - to have a cocaine fueled orgy with more than one partner
I had a snow roll with John and Emma last night.
An act where several people proceed to defecate on the ground, diarrhea kind. Then, one person lays down in the poo and proceeds to make a snow Angel in it. Whole that is happening, the rest of the people have bukkake fun on the person making the "snow Angel".
I made an Ohio Snow Angel last night. It was the best night ever.