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TreeShoes are what you call someone who thinks that if you pour water into them they will grow.
Stacy thought her heels were tree shoes. lmao stupid bitch
When your dead inside but it’s Christmas Time so you have to die festively
Melanie: I’m a dead christmas tree
Abbey: Same here 🎄
A big and muscular Monke that plays Vr games and mostly plays Gorilla Tag
OMG it is Tree vr he is sooo hot.
Where the penile regions accumulate dense,dark, bump like features resembling the bark of a tree
Girl:how was last night
Friend: giiiiiirl the sex hurt so bad because he had that tree skin dick goin on.
Girl: oh no.
Someone who is a jokester and makes out of pocket jokes, yet they seem to reject sarcasm and cannot take a joke. A tree door is also someone who says they're sorry about taking an ugly picture of you and putting it on their story but still doesn't delete it for a stupid reason.
"Delete that picture of me right now b!tch!" "You call me cuss words? No, I am not going to delete it." "You're such a tree door!"
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"You should say this funny joke" "No" "You're so mean:(" "I don't like your attitude." "I was being sarcastic" "You should've made that more clear. Grow up." "Screw you, you're such a TREE DOOR!!"
A "Taylor Tree" is a rare species of tree that only sprouts in the presence of a female athlete who has an aversion to sour cream. Instead of leaves, it has tiny sports bras hanging from its branches and its fruit are naturally flavored protein shakes. Touching the trunk magically improves your sports game, but only if you've loudly declared your disdain for sour cream within the last 24 hours.
“ After Jenny, who detested sour cream and was known for her fierce competitiveness, planted the mysterious seed, she couldn't believe her eyes when a Taylor Tree sprouted, complete with tiny sports bras and trophies hanging from its branches.”
“ During the neighborhood barbecue, Sarah couldn't help but boast about her Taylor Tree, claiming its protein shake fruits gave her the edge in every tennis match, but she had to admit that the tree's competitive nature had scared away all the other plants in her garden.”
The opposite of a Catfish. Her photos made her look like a munter but in real life she was a stone cold 10.
“That girl was such a maple tree, she was a gremlin in her pics but a 10 in real life and sucked harder than a Harley low on fuel”