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After an athlete has been playing water polo for a prolounged amount og time, the chlorine makes his (girls usually take care of their hair) hair fryed and intensly crazy, also makes it lighter.
Girl 1:"I looooovvve water polo players! they have great bodies, not to mention their awesome water polo hair!
Girl 2: YEAH
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Slang for the beer sold in Utah which has a very low alcohol content. Got the name Mormon Piss Water from an urban legend which states "the mormons drink all the good beer and when they piss afterwards, they bottle it up and sell it to the general public."
Person 1: You drunk yet?
Person 2: No, and this is my 17th beer.
Person 1: You must be drinkin that Mormon Piss Water
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When in a pool one jumps over the other completely naked hitting their ball sack against the other persons head or back just like leap frog.
Dude! Hayden and I just played a wicked game of Chinese Water Sacking!
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A large group of people with too much time on their hands in Ray C’s discord server, who will spend hours talking about the regional differences of tap water. Also known as the ’tap water enthustiasts’.
1: Hey bro where does your tap water come from?
2: Dude are you dumb, I drink bottled water
1: smh my head, you’re clearly not Tap water gang, I thought more of you, I’m so dissapointed
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N. After finishing sex with a condom, Proceed to fill the condom with urine, like a water balloon and then spike it on the girl you have just fucked.
Susan was a shitty fuck so I gave her an L.A. Water Balloon.
I'm so pissed, John gave me an L.A. Waterballoon last night and I still smell like urine.
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A standing sexual position in which the man is behind the woman, who is bent over with her hands cuffed behind her back. As the man "pumps", he moves the woman's arms up & down, while putting his finger in her ass. At the moment of climax, the man pulls his finger out as the woman simultaneously ejaculates and shits.
While vacationing in Antigua, I hired a tuba player to come back to my hotel room and play while I gave my wife a Guatemalan Water Pump.
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When a girl has a really juicy pussy.
I heard your bitch she got that water
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