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The earth was round until yo mAMa jumped
yo mama facking jumped on my grandma and broke her back
yo mama so fat that she had to get baptized at sea world.
yo mama so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon.
yo mama so ugly when Mike Tyson punched her she got 10 times prettier.
Sorry, I shouldn't really talk about yo mama like that, I don't even know the man.
yo mama so fat she plays pool with the planets
The bitch... I am... banging... right now... as I am writing this...
It was hard for me to type the definition of "yo mama" on Urban Dictionary while I was balls deep in Yo Mama"
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the one and only female person that gave birth to you and suffered horrible pain just so you can live and make fun of her on the internet.lmao
Yo mama so old shes on Generation A
The act of pushing and then puling a turd in and out of your butthole, as if your turd was a "brown yo-yo."
Hey man, you wanna play Brown Yo-Yo?
What in the actual hell are you asking me this time?
You gotta yo-yo a turd in and out of your asshole. Whoever can last the longest without letting it out wins!
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The most extreme version of Bamf (Bad Ass Mother Fucker(s))
That Dingle over there is Hella Bamf Yo!