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a fart that slips out due to loss of control due to panic.
Gaz let a right ripper go in the classy restaurant when he thought Lee was going to finish the wine and went to grab it. 'Was that a panic fart?' asked Ian. 'I think so' said Gaz
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The art of releasing consecutive and short bursts of gas from your ass hole resulting in squeak like noises.
Technique as follows;
Force gas build up out of your bowel by pushing and contracting the muscles in your anus. This will result in a suction like effect in which the gas will be released then recaptured producing a squeaky and satisfying sensation.
''Daddy, I think there's a mouse in my room..''
''No honey that's just me suction farting in your closet. Go back to sleep.''
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A harmonized fart is when multiple people are farting from there butthole to make a harmonized flatulance sound that makes people think twice about ones farting.
Guy 1: "What was that noise, it was a such a harmonized sound."
Guy2: "Oh, that was a harmonized fart."
Guy1: "Oh ok, I wish to hear that again soon, it was just so harmonized it was beautiful."
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When one attacks another with farts.
1: What are doing?
2: Nothing.
1: Don't come any closer! I mean it!
2: Here you go!
1: Aaaahhhh! Fart attack!!
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When you jack off and shoot your load while you blow your ass horn.
Everything that comes out of his mouth is a jack fart.
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When someone is so overweight that their butt crack rises all the way up their spine to their back. This extended crack provides a channel for an anal fart to follow up thus seeming to come from the persons neck.
dude i was screwing this chubby chick from behind when i smelled something rank and that's when i realized she neck farted.
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Instead of farting, you fart of course, but you shit.
Telamon tried to fart like a boss, but he farting shit himself.
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