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Where when your girlfriend is studying or working, When she dosent see you pin her down and give her supprise facial.
Im going to give my girlfriend a surprise ghost tonight when she's working. Supprise ghost when you nut on her face when shes working.
When an individual releases the smoke held in a bong without taking a hit. Releasing without fully clearing the bong.
Guy 1: Pull now!
Guy 2: *coughing*
Guy 1: You're releasing the ghost!
Noun: An invisible entity that tangles, ties, and knots wired items to themselves or other nearby cords when owner is not looking or not around, it exists only to annoy and frustrate its victims.
Common haunts include, but are not limited to; headphones, extension cords, surge protector plugins, or any wired items dwelling near computers or television sets.
Said to be related to the Hose Kinking Phantom
*Tug*Tug*
..Why are my headphones so short..
*Tug*
..They're tied to my keyboard cord!
DAMNN YOU CORD GHOST!!!
Busting a huge amount of slimy nut on butterface and then get Ghost
That butter face feels so pretty now that we sent the ghost busters to prove her face is still pretty enough to make us cum so much slime so even tho she is ugly someone will still be there to fuck her face
the act of having lots of money, but in forms of objects you own.
yeah, i'm ghost-wealthy. i have a diamond at home worth $3 million. but do i have $3 million? no.
When someone doesn’t realize a relationship is over and keeps trying to contact you with meaningless conversations.
I know he’s nice but we’ve both moved on. I wish he’d stop pro ghosting me and stop texting every Thursday to “See how my week was.”
Someone who likes to hunt ghosts.
I just saw a bunch of fat ghost hunters on tv, stalking that delicious ghost pork chop! While searching for the haunted alcohol.