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a Schrodinger's asshole is a person who makes a statement or a joke, and decides if they don't give a fuck about it if they get embarrassed
She is literally Schrodinger's Asshole, she got so embarrassed when she spelled one word wrong and suddenly didn't care, but she's fuming!!!
A perfect series of events that goes off the rails and present a trainwreck of busted assholes.
Steve gave his presentation on more breaks during work with the supervisors and it went over like a trainwreck of busted assholes.
An analplasty. A re-assembly of one's asshole. Asshole ASSY.
Man that cock really tore her anus. She needs an Asshole ASSY
this boy who was in my life
Sakshath!
Hey! Guess who has a crush on fucking asshole??
Your asshole is sore from constantly wiping your ass with cheap toilet paper.
Brian has a case of red asshole from using that grade 4 sandpaper toilet paper from Dollar General!
you just meet this girl somewhere and then you hang out with her for 3 weeks then some other guys shows up and ruins your fucking plan. Then you think to yourself "I will assassinate this bitch if he doesn't stop his flirting shit " Then you meet back with your friend after the third day they hang out and she just gets tired of you and doesn't want to do anything like you guys used to because your friend that you liked is dong it with dat ass hole and you ont know what to do so you just buy her things and buy her things and you realize the only reason she is doing things with you is because you buy her shit because you have the money to spend but you want to save it to buy a car. Then you stop because there's no point of trying anymore and you met a new girl. Then you see the asshole chilling with another girl and you say "Wtf" then you realise wtf do i care. That's what you call the true ass hole>
The true asshole
guy:hey
girl:hey
guy:so hows it going:
Next few weeks
asshole:hey
girl:hey
girl:your nice
ashole:flerts with her
boy:Wtf fuck you
a few weeks later
Boy: Im tired of buying her shit
newgirl:well you should not
boy: um ok you herd that
newgirlyeah
a few weeks later
Newgirl:I like you
boy:I like you too
you guys hug
The true ass hole:with a girl
boy:Wtf
boy-Doesn't care
when you take a fish from a pond and lick it’s asshole clean
i love eating fish asshole, she said. it’s a great pastime.
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