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when a person gives a blowjob but forgets about the tip.
guy one: how was your dating with jenny last night?
Guy two: pretty well, besides only talks about herself and doesnt give any attention to the tip, ghosting the tip
Being penetrated by a well hung Albino guy
Juliet: My ovaries are sore from Riding the Ghost Whip last night....
Sara: Did Nathan come over, Was it that good?
Juliet: The white monster whipped me real good!!!!
Sara: I need me some of that whip!
When you see a ghost but ur very scared :(
Person 1: yo whats that thing
Person 2: THATS A FUCKING GHOST
Person 1: g-g-g-GHOST!?
When you participate in job interviews, and the company stops communicating with you, rather than letting you know that they will not hire you
I went through three rounds of interviews and then no email or call. The company is job ghosting me.
Moving your hand up and down a guys dick without actually touching it, teasing the guy and most likely pissing him off but in a good way.
"Stop ghost pumping and just jack me off babe."
"But teasing you is so much fun."
When a guy gets so fat he can no longer see his dick over the protruding girth of his belly.
Chuck's blowing up. He fatted out of his socks and pretty sure his dong is MIA from a bad case of ghost dick.
1. Someone might have ghost dick from living in a haunted house. It is essentially when a ghost is so upset by how people have treated you that they loan you their dick for a temporary amount of time. That includes astral or interdimensionally projecting that dick into someone's ass and raping them if they need to leave you alone or stop interfering in your life.
2. A sensation in your pants that occurs resulting from having been ghosted by someone online you held a romantic interest in.
Examples.
Guy 1: "When Sailor Moon wouldn't return my online messages and calls, I might have been hallucinating a little bit."
Guy 2: "Are you sure it wasn't just GHOST DICK?"
Guy 3: "You both make no sense to me."