when a girl (usually an ugly one) puts on way too much make up, so much so that it's as if she has painted it on her face. She does this in hopes to attract a guy but almost always has the opposite effect.
I was going to hit on that chick I saw across the club but when I got closer I saw she was a paint can face so I aborted that mission faster then an unwanted fetus.
Awesomeness in a can refers to how something is really amazing and it is packaged perfectly, almost in a flawless manner. In other words, there is no risk of it going away or changing.
TYLER: Dude, the resort is all inclusive and boos are included!
MICHAEL: Bro, that is awesomeness in a can.
A can of bean soup is something that is very lovely and lonley,,, its also liquidy. I guess, LMAO
I love to drink a can of bean soup when its pouring outside
Can I get 300 likes
No, y'oure just searching for attention
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A casual sex term. In full detail, it means that you have a house that that nobody else lives in so it can be used for casual sex.
Hey, can you host?
Yeah, I can host. what day?