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Falling asleep at the train station and a hobo sticks his dick in your mouth
I fell asleep with my mouth open and got hobo dicked
A penis with an exceptionally round and bulbous head, resembling a banjo.
On their first date she felt like she joined a country band when she offered to give him a handjob and he whipped out his banjo dick.
Completely sucking, losing, failing, or otherwise getting owned at a task.
I played my buddy in Madden yesterday and got my dick pushed in, he beat me 17 times in a row with the Bills.
After sex when you go to take a pee and the stream splits in two.
Man: gotta go pee
Girl: ok
Man: Omg I missed the toilet bad case of lizard dick!
A term used for being in a shitty situation that never ends.
My relationships are and endless cycle of dick suckery
When you want some dick so badly it’s all you can think about. Your brain doesn’t process much else.
I need some dick. My brain won’t work until I can left this dick fog.
when a guy sends you dick pics/hooks up with you and tells his friends he only talks to you because he feels bad for you and never did that
did you hear that sophia got pity dicked by cooper?
i heard he just text her